I may be stretching it a bit with Oscar Wilde, because I believe he wrote Ballad of Reading Gaol after his release. Forgive my artistic license in pursuit of the joke. I knew Malory wrote in prison, but was unaware that Miguel de Cervantes wrote at least part of his opus while in prison for …
I think that’s enough Seussian rhyming for now. I was going to write this piece in that rhyme scheme, but I’ll spare you. Next time, it’s back to the Library for the ultimate showdown.