Any resemblance between one of these reprobates and me is purely coincidental. I noticed this just after I saved the Web version for posting. And I decided not to change it… perhaps it was a subconscious need to be in there. I had other jokes for this, too, maybe I’ll revisit in the future. That depends on whether I get lots of death threats from children’s book people.
Brilliant! Love the expressions. Made me laugh.